I was telling him my cats name is Anakin.
And he was like ‘Skywalker?!’
Me: “Yeah! Sometimes he acts a little bit like Vader though.”
He kinda just stared at me, “What? Why? What do you mean?”
Me: “Because they are the same person.”
Him [In a very distressed voice]: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN???”
It than dawned on me that this kid has probably only ever seen the Clone Wars cartoon and idolizes Anakin as this great man.
And this is how I ruined a five year old kids life.
i find it really angering that abusive friendships aren’t addressed as much as abusive relationships. they’re both very much alike, horrible, and do a great deal of damage. its hard to talk to someone about leaving an abusive friend and feel like you’re being taken seriously
all the nice consulting detectives like a soldier
cats are so stupid and ridiculous i want 57
if you don’t get my Harry Potter references then there’s something siriusly ron with you.
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
why is every girl hot but me